When each of us was born, we realized that we were going to grow up and blossom into extremely sexy adults. Eventually, our paths would cross and we would recognize each other as kindred spirits, of equal hotness and a shared lack of modesty or humility. When we met, we asked ourselves, what do people with shared sexiness do? They form a band.
You see, dear friend, being sexy alone is sometimes a problem. How will anyone know how devastatingly hot you really are? Mirrors can only do so much.
That's why we formed Shh...Diam! So you could enjoy the benefits of our hotness.
You know you love us.